I think I know how French President, Nicolas Sarkozy, summoned Arab leaders (dictators) along the Mediterranean—including Palestinian puppet Abu Mazen and the corrupt Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert—to attend his Club Med summit. From the looks of this picture, it must have been the free Ecstasy in their gift bags. Sarkozy himself has been reported to breaking out into a dance to Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” at some point in the day. When asked why he did not dance to a song from his wife’s new album, his face wrinkled up with disgust as he replied, “Because all of her songs indiscriminately suck.” Club Med attendees especially need a little love since they are so hated within their own countries. Sometimes I think these “peace summits” are only held so that unpopular rulers can get together and support one another—share some stories, tears, kisses, ways to silence dissidents, etc. It’s like the AA of bad leaders. Except that AA might be more productive.

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